me: nearly all skincare products are designed to remedy made-up problems and trick people into thinking they’re “working” by adding ingredients that cause physical/tingly reactions and are no different than patent medicines that were essentially laxatives or emetics and are a waste of money
monkey brain when I walk past a japanese/korean beauty product store:
I love crested geckos because they have the expression of an animal who has exactly one brain cell that dings around their skull like a Windows screen saver
